Five things I've done instead of write this paper:
1.Laid on the couch with Dan and discussed not writing, drinking.
2."Backed up" Sopranos dvds for "archival storage." "Legally."
3.Cooked a full meal at 11:00 P.M.
4.Ate entire onion at 2:00 A.M.
5.Write this blog post, then went upstairs and smoked my pipe.