Greg Nog
At first, I thought Greg Nog's username on the message board he and I frequent was very clever. And then, I realized that he was a cartoonist. Then, I realized his cartoons make me happy in a way very few internet cartoons have. Here's a link. Read them, espeically the "I Am a Host at Olive Garden" series and the "Captain Yaar" strips.

Buy his stuff. It's cheap. Gregnog.com