Hey...ever wanted to see Mr. Belvidere rap? And what if he was rapping about Super Mario Bros.? And...um...what if it was in an ice capade hosted by Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano?

Click here. Holy Shit.

I don't even want to spoil the rest of the content.

And now, a new feature of my blog: The Archives. Or something snappy like that. You know, a name that has style and verve. What is "The Archives?" It's me, publishing a photo, probably from the past, that I think is funny and worthy of note. And I'm gonna start off with one of my all-time favorites:


I don't think this needs any explanation at all, except that it was taken at perkins one morning, and maybe that the guy on the left is mike howerter and the guy on the right is andrew bixby. They both look different now. Discuss.